The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered at one
of the national laboratories. The element, tentatively named administratium (Ad), has no electrons or protons, thus having atomic number
zero. It does, however, have one neutron, 75 associate neutrons, 125 deputy associate neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy associate neutrons.
This gives it an atomic mass of 312. The 312 particles are held together in the nucleus by a force that involves the continuous
exchange of mesonlike particles called memoons.
Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. Nevertheless, it can be detected chemically because it seems to impede every reaction
in which it takes part. According to Dr. M. Languor, one of the discoverers of the element, a very small amount of administratium caused
one reaction that normally occurs in less than a second to require over four days to go to completion.
Administratium has a half-life of approximately 3 years, at which time it does not actually decay. Instead, it undergoes an internal reorganization in which associates to the neutron, deputy associates to
the neutron, and assistant deputy associates to the neutron all exchange places. A tendency has been observed for the atomic mass to
actually increase during each reorganization.
(Added note: The element Administratium seems to dwell exclusively on carpet.)"
You can find multiple variations of this text on the internet but I think the one above is the best.
Administratium came from the Ig-Nobel Prizes in 1991 which is a parody of Nobel Prizes that are awarded each year and the main goals are usually to make people laugh and think.
Administratium(the heaviest element in the universe) is a satirical take on the complexity, inefficiencies, frustrating administrative processes and bureaucratic structures in organizations.
git-whale 1.2
Here is the new update for git-whale:
- Added visual progression (folder count and completion percentage)
- Improved parsing and synchronization on repository folders
- Disabled internal credential prompting
Note: git-whale uses your git, if you don't have git installed, it will not work!
